Amazon is a weird place…a very weird place. Once you bypass the makeup, school supplies and home goods…you traverse into the depths of the site, and things take a twisted turn. Don’t believe me? Check it out. Here are 15 exceptionally crazy things you can buy on Amazon. Yes, I’m serious.
Because nothing says “healthy relationship” more than buying a fake test to trick your partner! The test always shows a false positive.
For almost NINETY dollars, you can buy a six foot plush rose. The tiny teddy bear attached to the side of it is actually pretty adorable.
3. Voodoo Doll
This looks like a cute little doll until you realize that most of the previous buyers bought it in order to hurt others. The thought is that with specific spells and pins, you can harm the person that you “cursed” by harming the doll. Creepy, right?
Buy the case, put it over your friend’s phone, and fool them. Lines are etched into the clear screen case to look like cracks.
5. 9 Inch Heels
Three inch heels are uncomfortable but nine inches? Bless your soul.
6. Fake Vomit
This may go along with that previous theme of pranking, but ew. What ever happened to the good ol’ jump out of a closet joke?
7. Coyote Urine
Um yes, you read that correctly. I’m not sure how ethical this product is, but it’s on Amazon if you need it. One reviewer on the website claims that it “stinks so good.”
8. Child Leash
I have no words.
Frogs and lizards eat roaches. But how exactly would these live insects be transported?
Which in other words is a dead spider that is stuffed and preserved for observation.
11. Book Safe
When slipping money between the mattress and bed frame doesn’t seem sneaky enough, you can buy a fake book with a secret compartment. Actually not a bad idea.
12. Extreme Corset
It’s “steel boned.” Please don’t disfigure yourself to comply with societal standards. That Kim K curve isn’t worth internal organ injury.
13. Unicorn Meat
So they do exist?!
14. Alcohol caps
This product is a water bottle cap that goes over your water bottle so that you can sneak alcohol into places. Customers have claimed that they’ve snuck bottles into cruises, parties, and past airport security…
It’s 24 by 36 inches and only about $7. This is crazy… crazy cool.
*This is a sponsored post. All opinions are my own.